Polandball: Not Safe For World

How long can you maintain world peace? Let's unleash the nukes! Emu War Update This is the most historically accurate emu war game on Google Play (as if there were any others!). The world is in chaos: riots, terrorism, and zombies. America, the World Police, needs a sidekick – and that's you! Only YOU can save the world and bring about peace, because you're the chosen one, filled with passion, kindness, and a thirst for justice. America just needs a partner for some good cop/bad cop action. So, let's press the nuclear button and neutralize all evil nations, for JUSTICE!!!

Gameplay is simple: rotate the globe to find troubled countries and attack them until their problems are solved. You must act before global happiness or population plummets too low. Choose three weapons (thirteen available) for each game. A fan of Polandball? You'll love this!

Q&A

Q: Why is the Polish flag upside down? A: Because Poland is upside down.

Q: What do you mean, "Poland is upside down"? A: Next question.

Q: Why is Israel a box? A: Because of Jewish Physics.

Q: This game is offensive. A: That's not a question.

What's New in Version 1.08.9 (Last updated September 3, 2024):

Minor optimizations for Google Play version policy compliance.